6 brilliant footballers who made 10 or fewer Premier League appearances
Premier League longevity isn't for everyone.
Articles By Andrew Martin
11 legendary footballers who won Olympic Gold: Messi, Neymar, Eto’o…
Try doing a nosegrind in a horse-drawn chariot—you're getting a spinal injury and a hoof to the noggin.
6 shock transfers across Europe you may have missed during Euro 2024
How on Earth did these slip through the net?
Every confirmed Premier League kit for 2024-25: Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal & more…
We're keeping you up to date with all the confirmed Premier League kits for the season ahead.
11 of the worst kit campaigns in football history: Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal…
Sometimes it's okay to say, "You know what? We just like this hue of blue."
6 Chelsea youngsters who will be looking to impress Enzo Maresca in pre-season
Chelsea have an awful lot of football players on their books. An awful lot of football players.
Arsenal’s 10 most valuable academy graduates in 2024 according to Transfermarkt
Three Weetabix for breakfast every day down at Hale End.
5 Newcastle youngsters who will be looking to impress Eddie Howe in pre-season
Who is the Toon's next Lewis Miley?
Ranking all of the BBC & ITV pundits at Euro 2024 from worst to best
Who's impressing and who's doing our bleeding nut in?
Ranking every Barcelona shirt sponsor since 2010 from worst to best
Anti-fascism, La Masia, and Qatar Airways...
An XI of still-active greats that were already full internationals before Lamine Yamal was born
On the 13th July 2007, Sheila Ebana—a waitress from Equatorial Guinea, and Mounir Nasraoui—a painter from Morocco, welcomed Lamine Yamal Nasraoui Ebana into the world, and Paul the Octopus flung his tentacles to the sky, rejoicing at the birth of the prodigy who was promised in his cephalopod prophecies. The octopus part isn’t true. Paul […]
A deep dive into the ‘holes in football socks’ phenomenon – & why Richard Keys is right
"The game's gone" — your dad.
Man Utd’s 10 most valuable academy graduates in 2024 according to Transfermarkt
It's been over three decades since the Class of '92 graduated, but this lot are still going strong.
9 of the worst football takes ever uttered by UK politicians: Johnson, Sunak, Starmer…
Your blood is about to get awfully itchy.
Where are they now? The BBC’s disastrous ‘Newcastle transfer rumour XI’ from 2021
Mbappe, Haaland, and Van Dijk in the same transfer window? Why aye, man—why not?
9 world-class players who never won an international trophy: Riquelme, Raul, Maldini…
Would Messi have been the GOAT without a World Cup...?
6 big name footballers who have retired in 2024: Thiago, Kroos, Felliani…
We'll keep this list updated as the retirements roll in. Here's who we're saying goodbye to as it stands.
Creating the ultimate supergroup band of footballers with actual musical talent
The England Band can absolutely do one.
The last 10 matches Portugal played without Ronaldo – & their extraordinary results
Do Portugal actually fare better without him?
Picking a PM & Cabinet of footballers to replace Rishi Sunak & his government
Phil Foden as minister for the Left Wing? Nah, mate. Just round pegs in round holes.
7 players you totally forgot ever played under Carlo Ancelotti
He's coached an Ance-lot-of players.
Ranking every Euro 2024 manager by how much we’d like to go for a pint with them
Not guilty, your honour. I refer you to my lawyer, Mr. Hasek.
Where are they now? The England U20 XI from Adam Wharton’s debut in 2023
Clamour is a crucial part of any proper international football tournament.
9 wholesome moments from Euro 2024 to remind you football is wonderful
This is what it's all about.
7 world-class players we can’t believe have never played at the Copa America
Some surprising names in this one.
7 of Euro 2024’s most beautifully bizarre hairstyles: Kroos, ‘Turkish David Haye’…
Like a Turkish Andy Carroll.
A superb XI of timeless ballers who turn up at every international tournament
The domestic game is literally just a means of keeping the engine ticking over until those big summer tournaments come around.
The 4 players at Copa America 2024 born after Lionel Messi made his Argentina debut
Let's take a closer look at the four kids making Leo Messi feel ancient in the USA this summer.
Ranking every BBC & ITV Euros opening sequence since 1996 from worst to best
Claymation Roy Hodgson can't hurt you.