Where are they now? Rafa Benitez’s 28 signings for Newcastle United
The Toon were all but relegated when he joined the club but, instead of jumping ship, he put his reputation on the line and spent a season in the Championship.
The Toon were all but relegated when he joined the club but, instead of jumping ship, he put his reputation on the line and spent a season in the Championship.
Clubs are already queueing...
Wonderkids are not guaranteed to become wonderadults.
Confused? Don't worry. We've got you.
The last time Arsenal beat Bayern away from home, the Gunners absolutely sh*thoused their way to victory.
You have to have something a bit different about you to be an invincible football team. Takes a mental fortitude you don't often see.
Juventus signed some superb footballers during Sarri's reign. They also signed one bloke we've literally never heard of.
Imagine if the goal was just an inch or two bigger in every direction? Darwin Nunez certainly does...
We're taking a look at the ten most expensive transfers from MLS to Europe and—SPOILER ALERT—most of them are quite recent because that's how inflation works.
Talk about a knockout blow...
The Bavarians made eight signings during Carlo's reign. Let's take a look at where those fellas are now.
Manchester City are at it again.
Some are retired, naturally—time and tide wait for no man—some, unbelievably, are still lighting up the Bernabeu, and the rest... well, let's find out.
The CONCACAF Champions Cup quarterfinals are in full swing, and it's getting tasty.
Messi's move to Inter Miami was like a small planet smashing into ocean somewhere off the Eastern Seaboard.
The Bavarians made 15 signings during Pep's tenure—most of them incredible, some of them a bit weird.
The weight may have been lifted for Athletic Bilbao, but some clubs are still living under a cloud of trophylessness.
A short - and not very fun - stay.
Plenty of bargains to be found here.
He wasn't in charge for long...
Some of these other names will cause your eyebrows to enter a different postcode.
Premier League fans will know all about one of them.
We've identified the players the Portuguese coach should target in the summer transfer window, should he arrive on Merseyside.
It's always Sully in Philadelphia...
The starting XI you can construct with the Toon's current list of unavailable players is a bit of a joke.
Imagine being the first person to do anything. Somebody baked the first loaf of bread, somebody was the first person to circumnavigate the globe, and somebody did the first rainbow flick.
After briefly giving Newell a concave skull, the ball turns it's attention to Will Fish. The ricochet flies toward Fish, and tw*ts him right in the dish as well.
Having your whole life commentated upon on would be a sort of living hell, but we reckon we could manage a pint.
We've picked out thirteen teams that need to reconcile with their ex-kit manufacturers immediately.
Things have been a struggle on Tyneside this season - but the future could still look very bright for Newcastle.